Ever wanted to know what it’s like to work at an Apple Store? Well, according to this mysterious, semi-angry, semi-funny Apple blogger you’ll learn to hate hipster customers, hipster employees, ...

Pete Mortenson of Cult of Mac doesn't think he'll "ever get sick of stupid crap vaguely inspired by the iPod," and offers up a particularly cruel and uninviting example: a tiny iPod-derived fishtank ...

I’m waiting for the Apple Watch, but the Crapple Watch is available now at a tenth of the price, a hundredth of the features and free shipping - but is it any good? Ah, the Apple Watch. It will ...

Welcome to the Big Snapple. The soft drink company, born in Brooklyn in 1982, is spending the summer paying tribute to its home state (and to New Jersey, for some reason). Earlier this month, Snapple ...

A blog about the dark side of working at Apple's famous retail stores, the "CrApple Store," made the rounds over the weekend. But now it's down -- the anonymous writer has replaced it with a single ...

Yesterday, I was chatting with two grammar school friends, who live on the Jersey Shore. One suggested they come into the city to meet me for holiday cocktails — but the other protested. “You couldn’t ...

The college football nation is laughing at Washington and Washington State. Their rivalry game on Saturday is a joke. Redubbed by some, the "Crapple Cup," it will be played over purely negative stakes ...

Green Crapple is catchable at any time in Boiling Bay. It can be found in the water and near the islands and beach area. Green Crapple can be caught using the Snak Trap. Place your Snak Trap on the ...

SPOKANE — You are a die-hard Cougar or a rabid Husky, and your annual schedule revolves around the Apple Cup. Until this year, when the two football teams are so bad that watching the game might be ...

In honor of the post-present hangover that many of you are probably trying to cure right now, Gizmodo is publishing the funniest, most harrowing stories of support line woe. Bring us your hobbled ...